Civil unrest has rocked many American cities. Looting, arson, assault and murder are common. As a result, a growing flood of refugees is fleeing the cities and their surrounding suburbs in order to seek safety in more rural settings. For those of you who may be voting with your feet in this way, I have gathered some tips regarding moving to the country. These tips deal primarily with unfamiliar things you may experience in a rural setting, and how to best respond to them.
SurvivalBlog readers with experience living in the country are encouraged to supplement my list in the comments section with tips of their own.
Situation 1: Your spouse exclaims, “Look, the neighbors are shooting guns out behind their barn!”
Bad Responses:
- Reply, “Call 911.”
- Reply, “How terrible. Let’s try to get a local nuisance ordinance passed to prevent such behavior in the future.”
Good Response:
- Reply, “What a great idea! We should invite them over for dinner, and ask if they would let us sight in our new gun on their range?”
Best Responses:
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- Reply, “What a great idea! We should invite them over for dinner, and ask if they would help us set up a range behind our barn?”
- Reply, “What a great idea! I wonder if they would prefer a box of 9 mm or 45 ACP with the plate of chocolate chip cookies that we are giving them for Christmas?”
Situation 2: Your spouse exclaims, “Look, the neighbors are spreading chicken manure on their garden!”
Bad Responses:
- Reply, “Call 911.”
- Reply, “How terrible. Let’s try to get a local nuisance ordinance passed to prevent such behavior in the future.”
Good Response:
- Reply, “What a great idea! We should invite them over for dinner, and ask where we can get some chicken manure for our garden?”
Best Response:
- Reply, “What a great idea! I wonder if we should raise chickens?”
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