Jed: “Pearl, What d’ya think? Think I oughta move?”
Cousin Pearl: “Jed, how can ya even ask? Look around ya. Yer eight miles from yer nearest neighbor. Yor overrun with skunks, possums, coyotes, bobcats. Ya use kerosene lamps fer light and ya cook on a wood stove summer and winter. Yer drinkin’ homemade moonshine and washin’ with homemade lye soap. And you ask, ‘Should I move?'”
Jed: “I reckon yor right. A man’d be a dang fool to leave all this!”
– Buddy Ebsen and Bea Benaderet, in The Beverly Hillbillies
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