Burnett: I was told that it might be possible to rent your boat–we need to get up river.
Rambo: Where?
Burnett: Into Burma.
Rambo: Burma is a war zone.
Burnett: Up the Salween river is our best alternative.
Rambo: I can’t help you out.
Burnett: Please, it will help change people’s lives.
Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons?
Burnett: Of course not.
Rambo: You’re not changin’ anything. – from the trailer to John Rambo, 2008
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Letter Re: The More Naive Peakniks Need to Learn to Exercise OPSEC
Dear Jim:
I found an interesting article about local Peak Oil preppers. It illustrates to a “T” the naivete of some of the Peak Oil crowd you have mentioned previously.
In the article (“Oil crisis ahead? ‘Peakniks’ build for future”) there is a good balanced coverage of the problem. Featured is a local architectural engineer who is building a sustainable home called “FoodWaterShelter”. His full name, the street he is building on, his current neighborhood, his wife’s occupation, etc., etc., are all put out for public consumption. Heck, he is even in a photo.
It took under a minute to find both of his addresses on the county tax appraisal web site, or the online white pages.
This is bad practice in good times to put yourself in the public eye, as it is a definite risk factor to attract criminals. In bad times, it is terminally naive – has he not given any thought that some who are going without “Food, Water, Shelter” might pay him a visit?
Privacy 101: Have an unlisted number, and contact your local property tax appraisal bureaucracy to be taken off their online lookup. Mention your preps only on a need to know basis.
And don’t get yourself featured in the local paper as the “go to” place for “Food, Water, Shelter” ! – AnonyGuy
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Letter Re: Keeping a Low Profile is Crucial for Preparedness
James,
To amplify on the excellent recent letter from SoCal titled “Keeping a Low Profile is Crucial for Preparedness”, I have some suggestions that all of us SurvivalBlog readers should implement to keep a low profile in our online activities. Anonymizer and Comprehensive Risk Solutions (both mentioned in the letter) are great ideas. They are cheap insurance. I can also recommend a few other measures, to wit:
1.) Use the Scroogle Scraper for web searches. This allows you to use Google through an intermediary site. That way Google cannot create a profile on your searches. On background: Google is notorious for data mining,a nd they have publicly. stated that they plan to archive all search histories for 30 years! They look at this mountain of data as an “asset” that they can market at a later date.
2.) Install the Zone Alarm firewall.
3.) Get the Stopzilla anti-spyware software.
4.) Either learn how to manually clear your “cookies” and bits of “history” from your PC, or download software such as Free History Eraser (from Blue Chilies) that does so automatically.
5,) If you have a wireless access point (WAP) for your house or place of business, then be absolutely sure to put a Wired Equivalent Privacy (WEP) password on it. Better yet, go further and use Wi-Fi Protected Access (WPA) encryption–since WEP can be cracked–and configure your WAP so that it is not visible to anyone that is not on a pre-approved list. In recent years, all sorts of riff-raff have been “piggybacking” on open networks. Everyone from malicious hackers to kiddie porn addicts drive around (“wardriving”–as shown in the YouTube mini-documentary), looking for unsecured wireless networks. Don’t be a victim! Regards, – C.D.
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Letter Re: Advice on .223 and .308 Semi-Auto Rifles and Optics?
Jim,
I’ve decided to finally purchase an AR-15 type .223. I’ve decided on a DPMS Lo-Pro 16 for my .223 carbine. I’m looking into a Mueller lighted-reticle scope, in the area of 2-10×40 or so. Mueller has prices that are quite decent, given the quality, and the reviews I’ve read. I also have a friend with a Mueller setup on his AR-15.
For a .308, I’ve looked over many of the FN-FAL and G3 type rifles and their clones, but an AR-type platform has been highly recommended to me: The Rock River Arms LAR-8. It uses the AR-15 design from Eugene Stoner, and accepts Metric or Inch FN-FAL magazines. This seems to me to be the best of both worlds, inexpensive, reliable magazines, and the solid AR platform, made by one of the top leaders in AR type rifles for military and law enforcement.
Please offer any advice or opinions regarding these choices, I value your opinion, and the opinions of my fellow survivalblog readers. I’d appreciate any input from folks out there that have the RRA LAR-8, especially. I’m also thinking of the Mueller scope for this rifle. (Specifically, the Mueller Tactical 4-16x50mm or the Sport Dot 4-16x50mm both priced around $240-$250.) Thanks again! – R. in New Hampshire
JWR Replies: I generally prefer gas piston designs, since the Stoner gas tube design is notoriously prone to fouling. But if you are scrupulous and consistent about firearms cleaning, then it should serve you well.
The Rock River brand has a good reputation, and since their .308 AR can use inexpensive FAL magazines, they are at the top of my list. I wasn’t aware that they could accept inch (L1A1) magazines with the large locking lug. (You might want to double check that.)
I just heard from another reader that Rock River Arms has started shipping their LAR-.308 in 16″, 20″ and 24″ Barrels. If that will be your dedicated “reach out and touch someone” long distance shooting rifle, then you might consider getting the 24″ length.
In their short track record, the Mueller scopes have a fair reputation for quality. Just one proviso on Mueller scopes: Don’t be deceived by their German-sounding brand name and their clever “Euro Coating ” and “German post reticle” marketing rhetoric. Mueller scopes are made in Mainland China, using lenses that are mass produced in Japan.
Be sure to a lay in a large supply of button batteries, and store them in your refrigerator. OBTW, one little known fact is that most low voltage (1 to 2.5 volt) button batteries can be recharged, with varying degrees of success. Get a compact solar button battery charger. (Also great for hearing aid batteries.)
I think that a 2-10x scope for a .223 is overkill, since .223 is not a 500 yard cartridge (unlike .308, which definitely is.) In my experience, a fixed-power 4x scope will suffice for a .223 out to 350 yards. And beyond 350, you are using the wrong rifle. I recommend the Trijicon ACOG TA-01-NSN with the donut reticle. These are much more expensive than a Mueller scope, but YMMV.
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Letter Re: Comment on the Planned U.S. “Economic Stimulus” Tax Rebate
Jim,
Not directly related to survival but more aligned with money management, please note that the Bush administration’s tax rebate is in fact an advance on 2008’s tax refund, and most or all of it will be deducted from taxpayers’ refund within a year. So if one spends it, plan to be short that amount next year. Be sure to thank most of your current crop of presidential candidates for supporting this fraud. – Bruce F.
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Odds ‘n Sods:
One of our readers that works as a locksmith and welder in Denver, Colorado reports: “I thought you might want to know, that a year ago I would open houses for foreclosure investors, and that market was only about 5% to 10% of my business. Now it is 70% to 90% of my business.”
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Reader D.C. recommended an article that has some implication for any readers that own an unattended retreat: Keeping Track From Afar. My personal preference is for a service called uControl Home Security. (They are one of our former advertisers.)
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KBF found an article about a near-future kinetic power generator: Scientists make unique knee-brace power generator
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Jim’s Quote of the Day:
“There’s something cool about the thought of being totally off the power grid. It’s a psychological thing. I could rationalize being off the grid by saying it would come in handy if the rest of the world runs out of energy. But realistically, the big worry in that case wouldn’t be powering my iPod so much as not getting eaten by cannibals.” – Cartoonist Scott Adams.
Note from JWR:
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Peering Over the Precipice: The Future of America’s Credit-Driven Bubble Economy
Here in the States, the newspaper headlines are full of bad economic news: “Credit Collapse”, “Housing Market Tailspin”, “Credit Rating Agency Scandal”, and “Three Trillion Dollar Federal Budget”. Most recently, the Federal Reserve (our central bank, operated by a private banking cartel) made a panic move, cutting interest rates in two jumps in just eight days, a whopping 125 basis points (1.25%). A drop that great, and that fast, was unprecedented. This maneuvering did little to calm the markets. If anything, the Fed’s actions confirmed the suspicion that the credit market is essentially broken and our economy is headed for dire straits. In recent weeks, two senior market analysts with long-standing mainstream credentials have voiced very strong warnings: Take the time to read both of these articles:
Barton Biggs’s Tips for Rich: Expect War, Study Blitz, Mind Markets
Tomorrow’s headlines are likely to be even more dramatic: Implosion of the derivatives bubble, hedge fund redemption suspensions and spectacular fund failures, a commercial real estate bust that will rival the residential housing market collapse, municipal bond fund failures, bank runs, and numerous government-sponsored bailouts. (For the latter, read: funded by your tax dollars.)
The exact timing of all of these events is difficult to predict, but given the magnitude of the credit bubble, the housing bubble, the out of control Federal budget, and the casino-like atmosphere of the derivatives market that now measures hundreds of trillions of dollars, these headlines very likely will appear–if not in the next few months then in the the next few years. The unbridled excesses that were allowed to develop starting during the “Easy Al” Greenspan years are only making things worse. A loose credit environment for more than a decade created what comedian Eddie Murphy would call a “Big Dang Bubble.” The old adage: “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” comes to mind. Be ready for the full implications of these news headlines when they appear.
The biggest banner headline for 2008 may very well be a derivatives trading meltdown. (I have been warning SurvivalBlog readers about derivatives since late 2005., but it has just been in the past four months that the risk has blossomed to huge proportions.) Derivatives are by far the largest financial market in the world, but ironically one of the least regulated and the least well-understood by outside observers. Mark my words: If the derivatives market falls apart, it will not just topple major corporations, but it will trigger an economic collapse that will topple some national governments. The types of derivatives that are presently the greatest cause for concern are Credit Default Swaps (CDS). This is a private form of insurance against a defaulting instrument. In some ways, these are typical derivatives, with parties and counterparties. The CDS system has grown up to huge proportions in just the past 10 years. The inherent problem with the CDS scheme is that it hums along nicely in good economic times, when there are just a few defaults. But the system is not stress-tolterant.for bad economic times. Certainly the CDS system cannot tolerate the failure of an entire industry. Imagine a situation where not just Countrywide Financial fails, but virtually all of the other major mortgage lenders fail. The CDS exposure would be astronomical. What sort of bailout package would Uncle Sugar have to establish to fix that mess? And how would it be funded? Certainly not with income tax revenue. (That would require both a 100% corporate rate and a 100% individual income tax rate for several years.) The answer is that it would be funded with dollars that are created out of thin air. Warm up the helicopters, Ben. If this happens, get ready for Zimbabwe-style hyperinflation.
Specific Guidance:
A.) Protect yourself from inflation by getting out of dollar-denominated investments and shift those funds into tangibles post haste! You may have noticed that Friday’s closing numbers for gold ($923 per ounce) and silver ($17.18 per ounce ) are continuing their bull market advance, just as I predicted.
B.) Limit your exposure to hedge funds. Most investors don’t understand hedge funds or there dealings. Let me put it to you in a nutshell: 1.) Hedge funds essentially borrow short and lend long. This works great in fairly normal economic times with stable interest rates, where hedge fund leverage often provides double digit returns to investors. A lot of people have made a lot of money with hedge funds in recent years. 2.) Where hedge funds run into trouble is when there is instability in the credit markets and interest rates fluctuate widely. Well guess what happened recently? In less than two weeks, Ben Bernanke and his band of fools went into full-scale panic mode and dropped interest rates by 1.25%. That is a massive, rapid, and unprecedented drop in rates. Some hedge funds are going to suffer for it, badly. 3.) Hedge funds are not insured by the FDIC. They are essentially”risk to the nth power.” Yes, you can make a pile of money with hedge fund investing. You can also lose every penny. 4.) Hedge fund rules typically allow the fund managers to suspend redemptions, at will. If you, or anyone that you know, has more than 5% of their net worth in a hedge fund, I very strongly recommend that you get your sell order in, ASAP. Do not miss your next quarterly redemption window. It may be your only chance to salvage your investment!
C.) Be ready for the coming bank runs. These will make the recent run on all of the branches of the Northern Rock Bank in England seem puny, by comparison. The Northern Rock experience taught us a few important lessons: In a 21st Century bank run you can expect three things to happen immediately: 1.) All ATMs will be shut down, 2.) Debit card withdrawals will be severely limited or stopped completely, and 3.) Online banking will be shut down. These measures effectively funnel the “run” down to just face to face transactions at bank teller windows, to stem the tide. Bank managers must slow the outflow of cash, for without these measures, a bank could be “cleaned out” of most of its deposits within 24 hours. I’ve said this before: Be ready for bank runs, folks. Keep some greenback cash on hand. Don’t keep all of your funds in one bank–even if your deposits are less than $100,000. Don’t forget that it can take weeks or even months to get a check from the FDIC. Lastly, in the event of widespread bank runs, we can anticipate some draconian new rules limiting withdrawals, via executive order(s). Once bank runs begin in the US, even if your own bank is not yet affected, have direct payroll deposit stopped. Instead, ask your employer’s payroll department to issue you a traditional paycheck.
D.) Get your key logistics squared away. Water filtering, food storage, and four season field gear are paramount concerns. You have been reading SurvivalBlog, so you know what you need to do. Quit dawdling. If you are short on some crucial logistics, then pick up the phone. I would appreciate it if you directed your business to our paid advertisers first. They are all reputable firms that are worthy of your patronage. As always, please mention SurvivalBlog when you contact them. Thanks.
E.) For those of you that are already well prepared, it is time to go through your last-minute checklists: Remember December of 1999? In my estimations the current precarious economic situation dictates the same level of preparedness as Y2K. Top off your fuel tanks and fill your wood shed. Rotate your stocks of items that have short shelf lives, such as as pharmaceuticals, gardening seeds (preferably at least 80% of them non-hybrid) and chemical light sticks.
F.) If you have been deferring any nagging dental work, elective surgery, or getting a new prescription for your eyeglasses, then do so as soon as possible.
G.) Pray. Pray hard. Pray often. In retrospect, perhaps I should have put that at the top of the list.
Inflation or Deflation?
I’m often asked if the next recession will be inflationary or deflationary. It is now obvious that Bernanke’s Fed will attempt inflate their way out of this mess. They call him Helicopter Ben for a reason I am now predicting substantial consumer price inflation in the near future.
Conclusion. Be prepared to hunker down, folks. Pardon me for sounding a bit agitated in the preceding paragraphs, but today’s economic headlines are difficult to ignore. And tomorrow’s headlines might have a much more immediate impact on your life and livelihood.
Letter Re: The Recent Blizzard on I-90 in Wisconsin
JWR,
I read the link that was submitted by Craig in Odds ‘n Sods. The Channel 3000 story couldn’t be farther from the truth. As a local first responder, I can attest that we are getting the short end of the stick. The State Patrol didn’t even acknowledge there was any problem on the interstate until hours after our crews were already on scene. They didn’t even know that Dane County had set up an incident command headquarters at the Highway 51 interchange. The first semi trucks started losing traction as early as 10 a.m.that day. Near blizzard conditions had been present all the previous night. I am on Stoughton, Wisconsin EMS team, and my cousin is with the Stoughton Fire Department. My cousin and his friend, also a firefighter, responded to the command center with personally owned snowmobiles.
Shortly after these two individuals start checking the welfare of motorists, a State Patrol officer stopped them and read them the riot act for daring to drive snowmobiles on what he called “my interstate.” He threatened to give both emergency responders (acting under fire command orders) citations for operating the snowmobiles on the interstate. They had been tasked by the incident commander with recon of the southbound lanes, they made it to the Rock River (where the Rock County incident command was set up), and were met by more than 30 members of the local snowmobile club. These private citizens came ready equipped with food, water and first aid. The two local firefighters were tasked by Rock Co. incident command to split up the club members into two teams and check lanes in both directions.
At no time did the local responders ever see National Guard members on snowmobiles. Nor did they ever see any on the interstate. The National Guard were handing out water and food from one truck at the Dane Co. incident command headquarters to emergency workers. The stranded motorists soon started to become covered by snow drifts. Many said that was the most scary aspect, as well as the total lack of information. Local cell towers became overloaded. Communications were accomplished by “CB relay chains”.
Several diabetic motorists were assisted by snowmobilers, and one patient who was en route to the University of Wisconsin Hospital in his privately owned car was loaned a portable generator since the internal battery on the patient’s medical device ran out.
The National Guard chopper was seen overhead on several occasions, but never landed as far as I know. Much later in the day, after some traffic flow began, the snowmobilers had to go back out to the interstate to wake up some of the semi truck drivers, who had been sleeping in their cabs, and whose rigs were now blocking traffic flow. All told, the firefighter/snowmobilers logged over 400 miles traversing a 25 mile stretch of I-90. – BadgerDad, EMT-IV
Letter Re: Advice on a Starlight Scope Platform
Hello James,
I’ve been putting off acquiring a AN/PVS-4 [–a Starlight technology electronic light amplification night vision weapons sight–] for too long primarily due to the expense (and other priorities). The time has come to get one from STANO Components night vision (and I’ll be sure to mention your blog). I’ll be getting a Gen2 refurbished scope with a new [image intensifier] tube and the other details you mentioned recently. I have three options for mounting the scope. I am inclined to mount the scope on my M1A Match (at present is equipped with a 10x super sniper scope) but have other options, an AR-15 or a FN-FAL (none of these have optics).
Note: I have one M1A but two AR-15s and two FN-FALs. I do have a Springfield [Armory M1A] SOCOM (.308) but that is probably not the best choice here. I understand that I should be able to remove/mount the AN/PVS-4 scope without messing up the zero each time but would prefer to just mount it on a firearm and just leave it there as the full time dedicated night firearm. Plus, not having to remount it is just one less thing to do.
I just want to be sure that I’m not missing anything tactically or otherwise before I advise STANO Components to set it up [with a reticle] for .308. Thanks for any input, – Pete.
JWR Replies: I agree that your SOCOM-variant M1A would be a poor choice for use as your dedicated night-fighting rifle. They have 16.25″ barrels and consequently have a huge muzzle flash. While a .223 might suffice, I believe that a .308 is much more effective, particularly at long range. I would recommend mounting the Starlight scope on one of your FALs, for two reasons:
1.) FAL (and L1A1) flash hiders are fairly efficient.
2.) FAL scope mount top cover have a good reputation for “return to zero” when removed and reinstalled. Even the inexpensive TAPCO top cover mounts exhibit remarkable return to zero stability.
And thanks, BTW, for mentioning SurvivalBlog whenever you deal with any of our advertisers–or any companies that are potential advertisers.
Odds ‘n Sods:
There is some good commentary from John Ing, posted over at Gold-Eagle; Gold: Lies, Lies And More Lies
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The cable television Sci-Fi channel will air the “Jericho” pilot episode and then the entire first season, starting tonight. (Monday, Feb. 9, 2008.) The second season of the show will be aired on CBS on Tuesday evenings, starting tomorrow night.
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RBS suggested this piece of old time lore on preserving eggs without refrigeration.
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Check out the series of free outdoor survival videos at this British web site: A-Z of Bushcraft.
Jim’s Quote of the Day:
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." – Thomas Jefferson
Note from JWR:
The high bid in the current SurvivalBlog Benefit Auction lot is now at $250. The auction is for a Brunton Solarport 4.4 watt photovoltaic panel (a $140 retail value), a Deluxe Outdoor Survival Tool Kit (a $70 retail value)–both kindly donated by Ready Made Resources–as well as seven other items combined in one lot: A copy of the latest edition of “The Encyclopedia of Country Living” by the late Carla Emery (a $32 retail value), an autographed copy of my novel “Patriots” (a $23 retail value), an autographed copy of my nonfiction book “Rawles on Retreats and Relocation” (a $25 retail value), a SurvivalBlog Key Logistics Tote Bag (a $17.50 retail value), and an autographed set of Michael Z. Williamson’s “Target: Terror” modern military fiction sniper trilogy, from Avon books: “The Scope of Justice“, “Targets of Opportunity“, and “Confirmed Kill“. This auction ends on February 15th. Please e-mail us your bids, in $10 increments.
Impassable Freeways and Highways in an Eleventh Hour “Get Out of Dodge”
Jim,
I found some depressing analysis on G.O.O.D. for those of us near US population centers: Read this PDF.
For further information on the ineffectiveness of G.O.O.D. when times get bad, US DOT generated this report: Using Highways for No-Notice Evacuations.
In addition, there is no shortage at the US DOT web site of well-intentioned and theoretical research reports on disaster planning.
For many of us, last minute G.O.O.D. plans are likely to be characterized by a high probability of failure along with its associated human costs. One might guess that the chance of failure is an exponential function of the distance to the retreat. I need to remind myself that it is not a simple matter of just getting in the car or BOV and heading out to the safety of my retreat. Might work, probably won’t.
Thank you again for your hard work, – The DFer
JWR Replies: I concur that “Eleventh Hour” G.O.O.D. is a bad idea. Even if you have 90% of your gear pre-positioned at your retreat, there is the prospect of never making it there safely. (Or, arriving days or weeks late, on foot, only to find your retreat occupied by armed squatters that are gleefully eating from your carefully planned deep larder.) As I illustrated in my novel “Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse”, being forced to abandon a vehicle and traveling on foot is a dicey proposition, at best. I strongly recommend that readers live at their retreats years round–even if it means giving up a high-paying big city job.
You mentioned: “One might guess that the chance of failure is an exponential function of the distance to the retreat.” I would qualify that by saying: “…the distance that you need to traverse in a high population density region to get to the retreat”. It is best if one can get away from urban regions fairly quickly and then take secondary or tertiary back roads. For those that are forced by circumstances or family obligations to live a long distance from their intended retreat, I recommend doing some detailed map studies, and then some test drives with a GPS receiver in hand, to establish five or more G.O.O.D. routes–some quite circuitous–to stay away from high population regions and expected refugee lines of drift. Needless to say, always, always, have enough fuel on hand, to make the drive from your home to your retreat without buying any fuel. Depending on the fire code in your town, that might necessitate caching some fuel along your route. (Ideally, with relatives or friends.) Along with that comes the further complication of systematically rotating that cached fuel.)
If and when “The Day” comes, do not hesitate! You need to get out of town well ahead of The Golden Horde, while roads are still passable. It is better to be ultra-cautious and run the risk of burning up some of your hard-earned vacation hours in the event of a few false alarms, than to be complacent and thereby end up stuck in traffic, staring at the tail lights and back bumpers of the enormous horde that left town ahead of you. (Just ask the folks that tried leaving the Gulf Coast cities just before Hurricane Katrina arrived. It was a monumental traffic jam.)