America Died At 11:00 ET 7/5/2016 – Excerpt: “The Rule of Law was officially burned and buried today on live television by the Director of the FBI. You therefore no longer have any moral requirement to adhere to same; your entire analysis must now rest on whether you are sufficiently afraid of being shot – and nothing more. America, as envisioned and fought for by the founders, died today at 11:00 AM ET, 7/5/2016. 240 years and one day from birth to death.”
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FBI Rewrites Federal Law to Let Hillary Off the Hook – Excerpt: “The added intent element, moreover, makes no sense: The point of having a statute that criminalizes gross negligence is to underscore that government officials have a special obligation to safeguard national defense secrets; when they fail to carry out that obligation due to gross negligence, they are guilty of serious wrongdoing.” – Sent in by B.B.
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The Most Frightening Political Fix – The most breathtaking fix in American history. – B.B.
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Pillo is a home health robot that poops out your pills – But do you trust him? Pillo is HAL 9000’s evil stepson. It spies, records, and uploads your family’s every move. It ensures you take your gov’t required pacification pills on schedule. When the patient has reached the end of their government mandated life span, at special encrypted command, it will even cheerfully dispense that one final pill to make it all happen. (The patient won’t even be advised.) – T.P.