In case the Powers That Be ask our opinions about how the world as we know it should end, I’m going to recommend the slow-motion kind that takes a few weeks, rather than an instantaneous welcome-to-Teotwawkiville atomic explosion or EMP. That will give die-hard preppers time to top off their supplies and buy that extra pallet of Thin Mints, but more importantly, give those with a bug-out retreat time to get there before the final SHTF events usher us into TEOTWAWKI.
For those who find themselves up Schumer Creek with no reliable means of travel to their bug-out location; for those college kids who don’t own a vehicle and need to get home as the Schumer is beginning to fly; for those who are standing in the driveway cussing the old jalopy because the starter just couldn’t handle one more start; for those broken down on the side of the road because microchip #27 of the 166 chips in your vehicle gave up the ghost; for those who find the battery in your EV ran out of power during the most critical voyage of its life; and for all the rest whose transportation for a million other reasons won’t be taking them to their retreat, hitchhiking can a viable means of travel.Continue reading“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to TEOTWAWKI – Part 1, by St. Funogas”


