Letter Re: Constructing a Permanent Underground Cache

James Wesley:
I appreciate your survival ideas over the years. Here, in the Caribbean, we use cisterns for water recovery quite a bit.

I’ve had occasion to make a cache lately from one of the smaller plastic cisterns, such as this one.

The tanks that come here (Cayman Islands) are black and configured somewhat differently, but same basic idea. They employ a screw-top opening, which can be weatherproofed against all but profound water pressure.

I set mine — a 750 gallon tank — in the sandy loam and made sure that the bottom third was all clean fill, especially under the tank. I bedded around the upper 2/3 with fairly large, but smooth rock, and concreted around the circular opening, so I could keep it clear of dirt and grit. I used thread-seal tape and teflon pipe sealant on the threads of the lid, and it’s watertight, at least until such time as it is completely underwater (future hurricane?).

I took a piece of 3-foot x 3-foot starboard (polyethylene) and cut it in an irregular shape, and glued sand and rock to it, such that when laid down over the opening, it appears uniform. I used polyethylene plastic rather than plywood, because it tends to not “echo” as badly when stepped upon.

Another idea that I’d like to mention: To prevent flour weevils in my stocked dry goods, I simply freeze each product (flour, pasta, beans, etc.) for 24-hours. That explodes the insect eggs, and they are good to go in preventing weevils after that.

Thanks again for all the time and effort. First time writing. Be safe. – B.L.



Six Letters Re: Gardening Lessons Learned

James,
I just read [Chet’s article in] the blog on urban and suburban gardening. I wanted to suggest something because I’ve been seeing people want to be more self sufficient by growing their own gardens. I don’t want to come off as a salesman for these two products made by the same person. I’m not someone that sells these items. But to give credit where credit is due, I’m impressed with buying both of these items. I picked up a DVD from Linda Runyon about a year ago, and bought her “Wild Cards” card set for identifying wild plants. The latter were only $6 on Amazon!).Visiting YouTube and watching videos from Eat the Weeds (more than 100 episodes, all free!) got me going after reading a few survival books and wondering about food plants. Having either of these two products gives you an informational edge over someone who doesn’t know where the next meal is coming from and knows nothing of plant foods.

Linda Runyon’s deck of cards is 52 plants you can eat and all of them are really common. So, here is a little list of my top five:
1. Dandelion (all parts of the plant)
2. Cattails (all parts of the plant)
3. Lambs quarters (you can cook it like spinach)
4. Amaranth (again cook it like spinach/seeds make a mush/soup for high nutrition) [JWR Adds: Beware that Amaranth can get out of control, and Amaranth can become a pernicious weed throughout your acreage!]
5. Berries (strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, raspberry – eat the ripe fruit)

Did you know that the bull thistle plant is totally something you can eat? all of it? minus the thorns! I haven’t tried it so I would guess from cutting these down as a kid on the farm, carefully is the only way to eat them! You can eat stinging nettles too- just boil it first to remove the sting. Cook it just like spinach.

The first time you locate a chamomile plant (also called pineapple weed) and crush it up to smell the pineapple smell you’ll be amazed that you actually found this plant! If you make tea with it even better!

I also didn’t know that so many trees offer food until I watched the DVD and got the cards –

Maples -young leaves, seeds, inner bark, twigs!
Pine -inner bark, sap, twigs, needles, catkins, pine cones, pine nuts.
Fir, Balsam- entire tree!
Birch- black,white and yellow- inner bark, sap, twigs, buds and young leaves.

The DVD (Linda Runyon’s Master Class on Wild Food Survival) also has a lot of interesting ways to prepare the plant food, making mush from seeds, drying the plants in a car (the video was filmed around an Arizona summer), little tips and tricks. worth the time it takes to watch the video and take notes, and then you can search by plant also. It is $31 on Amazon. and worth the price to learn about what is good to eat or not.

I’m in no way suggesting going out in the field and trying every plant you find on my list because if everyone did it there would be no plants left. I also don’t suggest killing live plants unless you have a million of them around, besides it is better to pick and try a small amount just to see what it tastes like versus striping an area of food that you don’t really need right now. It’s better not to waste them, but if you take a few leaves off a living plant and don’t kill it they grow back so you can always sustain yourself better by not totally killing any plants- just take a little bit from a few in a patch. It’s the responsible thing to do, because next time your there and need food all those plants might be dead and gone if you ate them one at a time totally consuming them.

One thing I’ve recently done was on a hiking trip last weekend a friend and I pulled down handfuls of pine needles from a big pine tree and boiled them for about 25 minutes for an outstanding pine flavored tea. This is one of the best teas I’ve had in a long time.

The plants are plentiful and people shouldn’t have trouble locating food, even when meat is scarce there is something around to eat if your smart enough to look for it. Linda said it best that in places like africa where people are starving- 50% of the greens in that jungle could feed them with out farming anything. (hum no work involved just eat the weeds?! how about that?)
I would say that learning about edible plants has given me a peace of mind knowing that even if I lost a garden the weeds that would grow when the crops died would feed me anyhow! makes me a little happier, knowing that I don’t have to fight, struggle and die if the garden fails to yield a small crop or no crop this year. The weeds will always grow and life will find a way. – Fitzy in Pennsylvania

Dear Jim:
Kudos to Chet for writing about suburban gardening and to you for posting it! I have been a suburban gardener for the past few years and can concur that the first thing you learn is that there is a lot to learn, mostly by trial and error. There is no substitute for experience. I have a hint for suburban gardeners turning their lawn into a a garden bed. You don’t have to dig up the grass when you convert a lawn in to a garden. Just spray the proposed garden bed lawn area with Roundup® weed killer in advance and let the grass die. Then hoe just enough of the the dead grass in rows to plant seeds, or seedlings, and leave the remaining dead grass in place. The dead grass works as mulch, holding moisture and preventing weeds. Also, soaking seeds overnight in water before planting can help them to germinate.
All best, – John M. in Florida

JWR:
I wanted to add a tip to Chet for his gardening adventures: In owning a horse ranch, I have many gardeners who come each spring and get pick-up loads of [well-composted] horse manure. I have a 20 year old composted pile of rich “Black Gold” as we call it. I’m happy to allow people to come get free loads for their gardens. I use it in my own gardens and you cannot believe the results! I recommend you check with any local horse farmers and ask if it’s available, most of them have a pile of it somewhere if they’re not spreading it in their fields, are happy to have it taken away. Make sure you get the old composted manure, not in it’s raw form. – Merry

James,
Chet’s points about amending soil are important. For some readers in urban areas they may find that soil amendments are available for free. At my landfill the greens materials (lawn clippings, Christmas trees, and even clean wood) are recycled into mulch and then sold and even offered free to local residents. [JWR Adds: I urge caution when using wood chips for amending garden soil! Many varieties of wood chips will badly stunt a garden, by absorbing and locking up needed nitrogen. Do your research and inquire carefully on the exact composition before taking any free “green waste” for composting.]

I make it a point to take advantage of the policy which offers me up to two cubic yards of compost or mulch free per year. Extra material can be shared around so that friends/neighbors will be less needy in the future too. Find out if your local landfill has such a recycling program. If so take advantage of it. Put your cash into other preps which can’t be had for free. – Beth F.

Mr. Rawles,
I wanted to expand upon something mentioned in the above letter. The solution to the writer’s problem of buying soil amendments for his garden — at high prices now, and probably unavailable in a crisis situation — is raising chickens. A small flock of urban chickens provides a ready source of high-nitrogen manure for the compost pile, approximately 50 pounds per bird per year! And, beyond the obvious benefit of also providing eggs for the table, a free-ranging flock of laying hens can serve as garden helpers — as they forage, they dig and till the earth, and they devour insect pests. I refer interested readers to a most excellent book on this specific topic: “City Chicks: Keeping Micro-flocks of Chickens as Garden Helpers, Compost Makers, Bio-reyclers, and Local Food Producers”. Together, home gardening and chicken keeping can save you money and put more food on your table. – Lee in Michigan

Howdy,
I have been gardening here in Texas for a few years now, I have switched over to the square foot gardening method this year with great results. If you are considering getting into growing your own food for these uncertain times, now is the time to get started. Have your beds in place now while you have the gas and cheap supplies to prepare your soil for long term growing. All of my beds are raised beds and this year I have used ‘Mel’s Mix’ [as described in the book All New Square Foot Gardening] since I have good cheap access to the materials needed to make it. This is a maintainable soil after it all hits the fan. I use cedar fencing material for the raised beds and as I can afford it I will switch to Trex [synthetic decking boards] or a similar material. The raised beds with proper spacing makes it easier for this old back to weed and harvest. I can fence and cover with bird netting each bed if need be. I currently have most of it contained in a 5′ foot high fenced area to keep out my dogs and my free roaming chickens. All told I have 11, 3′ x 6′ beds, 4, 3′ x’ 3′ beds, and 1 6′ x 6′ bed. It is all in my standard corner lot suburban lot. I’m growing three beds of corn, one bed of spring wheat as an experiment, one bed of green peppers mixed with onions, two small beds of sweet banana peppers with strawberries mixed in low. Three beds of tomatoes (two of which are mixed in with potatoes), a bed of blackberries, a bed of watermelon, a bed of cantaloupe, and a large bed with five blueberry bushes and strawberries. The majority of my plants are heirloom [open-pollenated] plants so that I can save the seeds. Doing this now and having it in place and growing is much better than after the Schumer hits the fan. As Chet points out this is hard work without power tools and easy access to supplements. You too can do this, now get out and do it! – Ken L.



Economics and Investing:

Note the fait accompli tone of this NPR article that of course inevitably leads to the conclusion that there will be either massive tax increases, or mass inflation in the near future: The Federal Debt: How To Lose A Trillion Dollars. (Thanks to Gedan for the link.)

Frequent content contributor Chad S. flagged this important article over at Zero Hedge: Treasury Redeems A Gargantuan $643 Billion in Treasuries in April.

Want a good belly laugh? If so, then read this item from Chad S.: Corporations ride a consumer spending spree to better earnings as recovery gains steam. Here is Chad’s favorite absurd quote from the article: “We¹re out of the woods for good, says Joseph LaVorgna, chief U.S. economist at Deutsche Bank. This is no just an arithmetic story. It¹s a story of legitimate growth.” JWR Adds: All this “recovery” talk at present is utter nonsense, triggered by short term stimulus money. The end result will be no real recovery and mountains of compounding debt.

Also from Chad comes this more realistic piece: European debt crisis looms over meeting.

Items from The Economatrix:

Another Look at Derivatives

Goldman Whack-A-Mole

Roubini: In a Few Days’ Time There Might Not be a Eurozone for Us to Discuss

US Food Inflation Spiraling Out of Control

Rising Federal Debt Found to Cause Alien Intestinal Syndrome (The Mogambo Guru)

The Dominoes are Lining Up for a Sovereign Debt Crisis

More Friday Follies: Banks Closed in Puerto Rico, Michigan, Missouri, Washington

GDP Rise Not Enough to Make Dent in Jobless Rate



Odds ‘n Sods:

By special request from a SurvivalBlog reader, the folks at Shelf Reliance have kindly extended the 10% discount on their Food Rotation Systems. Use coupon code: SBM10. (The special discount price is not shown at their web site.) This offer now ends June 4, 2010, so order soon.

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Yet another local disaster shows the fragility of civility: Crews race to fix break in Boston’s water supply after major main breaks. Here is a quote: “There also were economic and social concerns: Restaurants in suburban Lexington shut down Saturday night, unable to wash dishes or serve customers clean water, while police in Revere had to be called into a BJ’s Wholesale Club after a run on bottled water turned unruly.” (Thanks to H.W. for the link.) Here’s a quote from another article: “People were fighting over the water. People were walking out with tons and tons of water. They weren’t trying to share. But they got to fist fighting in there, so I just gave up. I’ll go home and boil my own,” said one woman.” All that antipathy when the alternative is simply bringing tap water to near the boiling point. I can’t help but ask: How would people act if the grid power were also disrupted?

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Seed For Security has announced a special offer that runs through the end of May 2010: They will be enclosing a free pint of winter rye grain with every order over $25. Here is a description, from their web site: “Rye is one of the most reliable and easy-to-grow grains. It is most often ground into flour and used to make hearty pumpernickel and rye breads. This seed can also be broadcast under knee high corn in early summer, or simply used as a cover crop in your garden. It tolerates cold winter weather very well. Don’t confuse our Winter Rye with the common Rye Grass, which does not produce any kernels of grain at all. — Approximately. 13,280 seeds in each pint [of Winter Rye]. “

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Some basic prepping advice, published by the Great State of Texas. (A tip of the cowboy hat, to Chad S.) OBTW, you gotta love Texas, where the Governor is serious shooter (as evidenced by his gun handling in a recent range day with LaRue Tactical), and he also reportedly blasted a menacing coyote.



Jim’s Quote of the Day:

“What’s the point of [gun control legislation], other than to inconvenience the honest citizen who follows the rules?… I can assure you that the guys I met in the nine prisons I served my sentence in did not get their guns at the gun store. ” – G. Gordon Liddy, as quoted in People magazine, January 10, 1994



Gardening Lessons Learned, by Chet in Michigan

I have been a reader of SurvivalBlog for some time now and have slowly moved into the preparedness mindset. I have been trying to increase my supplies, but this year I decided to try to grow a substantial amount of my food. I have grown small gardens in the past, but this is my first large scale project. The final results remain to be seen, as it is still quite early in the growing season, but I’ve already learned some invaluable lessons. I hope I am can offer some new insight, and not just repeat what others and experts have said. I am writing from the perspective of, and to the perspective of a suburban survivalist who can’t/won’t leave suburbia for a more secure rural retreat.

I began by cutting up the sod from most of my suburban back yard late last summer. I added grass clippings and leaves to the soil and worked them into the soil by hand. I chose to perform this task my hand rather than buying/renting a motorized “rototiller” in order to simulate the conditions I would be growing in a TEOTWAWKI situation. Lesson 1: Growing your own food is very hard work. I know, “thanks captain obvious”. But I’m writing this to try to inspire and explain to those who have never tried, and only read about growing a large garden. It is back breaking, tiring work.

After letting the leaves and grass clippings and such decompose over winter and early spring, I added some commercially prepared (i.e. I bought it a Lowe’s) composted cow manure to the soil. Again back breaking, but Lesson 2: Realization of high amendment costs. Soil amendments, whether manure, humus, peat, or whatever will be in short supply if you are in a suburban locale during TEOTWAWKI (not to mention the cost of buying them now in good times can easily add up and negate the cost savings of growing your own produce). As I mixed in my conveniently packaged 40 lb. Bags, I realized I must start my own composting operation. These types of natural soil amendments may be available in rural locations, but in suburbia, they would be nonexistent, should the Schumer hit.

About the same time I was mixing in the manure, I began sprouting many varieties of seeds indoors, as the early spring here in Michigan is too cold to support seed germination. I purchased trays to start my seeds in (again, an item that would not be readily available). I planted lettuce, cabbage, eggplants, melons, radishes, cucumbers, tomatoes, spinach, beans, peas, corn, tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and carrots. I placed these seed trays in several rooms and areas, wherever I had space. But I soon realized that for many of these vegetables, I did not start indoors soon enough. The results remain to be seen, but I may not have enough time in my growing season (Zone 6) to grow some of these plants that take a long time. So, Lesson 3: Do your research now, while your garden is not a life or death matter. Plan ahead. Learn when and how to sow these vegetables. I tend to be excited and impatient when I start a new project, I didn’t do my research. I just started planting and didn’t give it the necessary thought and planning.

Of the seeds I planted, an expected percentage did not germinate and grow. However, several of those that did start off strong petered out and died on me. To this day I’m not sure why; too much water, not enough, to much sun, not enough, I don’t know. But this experience taught me another lesson. Lesson 4: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Seeds are cheap and plentiful now, so plant many more than you think you’ll need or have room for. Learn how to grow them now before your food supply depends on their success. I plan on continue my experimentation and talking to the local gardening club for tips. Hopefully I will learn what I did wrong and be able to correct this next year.

I have planted some of the hardier plants outdoors now, and have learned yet another lesson. I thought I had adequately fenced in my garden plot, with wooden fencing backed with 48” chicken wire buried 6” deep to leave 42” above ground. Yet some critters have already been nibbling on my plants. Lesson 5: Build your fence twice as high, twice as strong, and twice as resistant as you thought you’d need!

As I mentioned in the beginning of this article, this is the first time I’ve attempted a large garden intended to provide a substantial part of my food supply. So far the absolute biggest, most important lesson learned is… Lesson 6: Get out there and try it yourself. For rural readers, I may have not given any good or new advice. But for those who are forced, or chose to stay in suburbia, storing seeds is not enough. I know this has said before, but please, take it to heart: Get out there and try to grow a garden now! If you never have, try now, make your mistakes now. If you have some experience, challenge yourself to grow a bigger garden. I know it has been said, and is obvious, but I don’t think I was alone in believing the growing a large garden wouldn’t be that hard. It is. Try it. Gain valuable experience now. Reading about doing it is not a substitute for doing it. Do it now, while it’s just a fun hobby, and maybe a way of saving a bit on your grocery bill, so you don’t starve later.



Letter Re: The UAE’s Planned Three Month Food Stockpile

Jim,
In response to the recently-linked article about the UAE’s planned food stockpile: Having worked in Dubai and Abu Dhabi off and on for the last five years I can tell you that during the best of times the food supply is iffy at best. When you go to the market you might get one item one day and not see it again for a year. And I am not talking about seasonal or exotic items — trying to get the same type of flour twice in a row is a task in and of itself.

And try to tell an upset woman that “flour is flour.” My friend’s wife just about knifed him when he said that while she was trying to make gnocchi just right (and I thought it was only potatoes in it).

So the three month supply just makes sense even without a disruption in that part of the world.

I would add though that lots of the ex-pats over there do stockpile as a routine matter of course (or did — I have not been there since the financial crises began) and keep several weeks of water in cisterns (those that have their own house — leased for 99 years). During times of stress the various ex-pat community groups also prepare evacuation plans (I was included in the Australian plans because my friend who brought me over there was Aussie … and most of them figured I just had a speech impediment instead of being American) on their own using the “social clubs” that the embassies have as an unofficial way of keeping tabs on folks. Because if you are not at least Arab, then don’t expect the local government to help. – Hugh D.



Economics and Investing:

Chad S. sent this: Credit-rating agencies under fire in Europe crisis.Chad’s comment: “I wondered what the real problem was–is it that credit-rating agencies are skewing the truth or is it that governments are just trying to soft-pedal how bad their self-inflicted financial mess is.”

Riots, Violence Break Out at Greek May Day Rallies. (A hat tip to KAF , for the link.)

Eric S. sent this: After the IMF Bails Out Europe, the U.S. May Have to Bail Out the IMF

Items from The Economatrix:

Greek Debt Crisis Rattles Asian Markets, Sends Oil Price Tumbling

Spain Downgrade Sparks European Sell-off; Greece Bans Short-Selling as Panic Spreads

Is Britain Heading for a Greek Tragedy?

The Death of Goldman Sachs

Greek Crisis Compared to “Ebola Virus”; IMF Warns Problem Could Spread Across Europe



Odds ‘n Sods:

K. in Vermont sent this Trunews link: Grasshopper plague in Plain States this summer

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More evidence that Peak Oil might be real: Kuwaiti study: Conventional oil to peak in 2014

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Niklas sent this link that could be useful in evaluating retreat locales: Preliminary Spreadsheet of Eruption Source Parameters for Volcanoes of the World

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How Al Gore is reducing his carbon footprint, and preparing for the dramatic sea-level rise that he predicted: Al Gore, Tipper Gore snap up Montecito-area villa; The Italian-style home has an ocean view, fountains, six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.





Notes from JWR:

Please say a prayer for the folks affected by the “worst case scenario” oil spill on the Gulf Coast. OBTW, if George Bush were still in office, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the use of a Plowshare device, to stop this spill. I don’t think Barack Obama would have the nerve.

Today we present another entry for Round 28 of the SurvivalBlog non-fiction writing contest. The prizes for this round will include:

First Prize: A.) A course certificate from onPoint Tactical. This certificate will be for the prize winner’s choice of three-day civilian courses. (Excluding those restricted for military or government teams.) Three day onPoint courses normally cost between $500 and $600, and B.) Two cases of Mountain House freeze dried assorted entrees, in #10 cans, courtesy of Ready Made Resources. (A $392 value.) C.) A 9-Tray Excalibur Food Dehydrator from Safecastle.com. (A $275 value.), and D.) A 500 round case of Federal 5.56mm XM193 55 Grain FMJ ammo, courtesy of Sunflower Ammo. This is a $199 value, and includes free UPS shipping.

Second Prize: A.) A “grab bag” of preparedness gear and books from Jim’s Amazing Secret Bunker of Redundant Redundancy (JASBORR) with a retail value of at least $400, and B.) two cases of Meals, Ready to Eat (MREs), courtesy of CampingSurvival.com (a $180 value).

Third Prize: A.) A copy of my “Rawles Gets You Ready” preparedness course, from Arbogast Publishing, and B.) a Royal Berkey water filter, courtesy of Directive 21. (This filter system is a $275 value.)

Round 28 ends on May 31st, so get busy writing and e-mail us your entry. Remember that articles that relate practical “how to” skills for survival have an advantage in the judging.



Note from JWR:

The following is the second half of a draft chapter from my latest novel, tentatively titled “Veterans”, now in development. (Part I was posted on April 30th.) It is a sequel to “Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse”. Unlike most novel sequels, the storyline will be contemporaneous with the first novel. This sequel novel is scheduled to be released by the Atria Books Division of Simon & Schuster in early 2011. Thanks for your patience. I’d appreciate your feedback.



Novel Sample (Draft) Chapter From “Veterans” (Part II)

Just before they stepped out of the Mercedes, Ian straightened his borrowed silk tie.  Blanca whispered: “Bring your video camera. My papa will want to see pic-tu-ers.” After the maid ushered them in, they met Blanca’s father on the screened patio.  Haltingly, Ian made a formal introduction in Spanish. He did this fairly well, since he had practiced it with Consuela, but he was obviously nervous.

After shaking hands, Aurturo Araneta asked: “So, Lieutenant Doyle, My daughter tells me you are a pilot of F-16 fighting planes.”

“That’s right, sir. Pointing to the rucksack on his shoulder, he said:  “I brought my camcorder, with some movies of myself and some of my squadron-mates, flying F-16 Falcons, if you are interested.”

“Of, course, of course.  Let’s go to the library.”

Arturo Araneta asked as they walked: “You have this movie in your video camera?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Then let’s watch it on my big screen.  It is the latest from Japan.”

The dimly-lit library was quite a contrast to the brightness of the patio.  It took a while for Doyle’s eyes to adjust to the lighting.

As they were getting the camera’s cable hooked up the television input jack, Aurturo Araneta quizzed Doyle about his education.  Ian answered:  “I did a double major, in Aeronautical Engineering and Industrial Engineering. I also got minor degrees in English Literature and Military History. I did all that course work in just five years, cum laude.”

“Not suma? Ah, well, to do all that in just five years, you must have been studying around the clock.  So graduating just cum laude is understandable.”  After taking an audible breath, he added:  “Engineering, engineering. Excellent! I am surprised that so many other young people waste their time in other trifling fields.”

With a wave of Arturo’s hand, the maid brought iced tea and they sipped it as they watched Ian’s video tape.  Doyle introduced it by just saying: “ These clips you’ll see were all shot by me from the back seat of a D-model F-16—that’s the version with two seats.”

The first clip showed some tight formation flying. The second showed take-offs, landings and touch-n-go’s.

Just before the third segment, Ian voiced the caveat: “Now, this part coming up, it wasn’t me at the controls and I had no warning that my friend was going to do this.  I was just along for the ride and to preserve the events, for posterity.”  The video then showed the plane doing slow rolls, high over San Francisco, passing through patchy clouds and then diving to line up west of the city.  It then flew under the Golden Gate Bridge and then under the San Francisco Bay Bridge, with pilot twice exclaiming “Yeee-haaaaaaw!”

Both of the Aranetas gasped and laughed. Ian then commented:  “I found out later that Fred had the crew chief disable the plane’s transponder, so there’d be no comebacks.”

Aurturo chuckled and said, “Very clever. And I’m glad this was not you flying, so illegally.”

The last segment of the video was several minutes of aerobatics, shot over the pilot’s shoulder. In one corner of the screen, the plane’s altimeter could be seen winding down from 30,000 feet, at an alarming rate. The significance of some of the maneuvers were lost on her father, but Blanca was clearly impressed.  She kept saying “Wow” and “Double wow!”

As Ian disconnected his camcorder, Aurturo exclaimed: “That was fantastic.  Simply fantastic.”

Next, the subject of tennis came up—as Blanca had warned it always did with her father. He started by saying, “You know, seeing San Francisco in that video tape reminds me…” He spent the next half hour in an animated description of how he had toured the United States playing tennis tournaments in the 1980s and how he had learned to disco dance. He ended by mentioning:  “You know, when I was there, I became so fascinated with your basketball.  Other than tennis, that is now the sport I watch the most, on the satellite television.”

“Really?”, Ian asked. “What is your favorite American team?”

The Honduran replied: “Oh, the Detroit Pistons. Most definitely.”

Ian laughed. “Did Blanca mention that I was raised near Detroit?”

Arturo Araneta put on a huge grin. 

Ian put in hesitantly, “Although I’ve gotta say, I’m just as much a Lakers fan as am a fan of the Pistons.”

“The Lakers, they are a fine team too, but sometimes, with all their physicality, they lack the ah, finesse and control of the Pistons.”

Just when Doyle thought that he could not have hit it off more perfectly, Arturo asked:  “So, what does a fighter joe-key like you do, for hobbies?”

“I like to run, swim and I do a lot of target shooting.”

Araneta chortled. “You are a shoo-ter?  Come with me, my boy and I will show you my little gun collection!”
        
As the three of them walked together toward the other wing of the house, Blanca laughed and muttered, “The lost-long son returns!”

As they walked, Ian glanced over his shoulder and noticed the maid following five paces back, dutifully carrying a tray with their drinks. He realized that this sort of life would take some getting used to.

They spent the next half hour chit-chatting and admiring guns pulled out of a climate-controlled walk-in-vault. Araneta had a huge collection of perhaps 200 guns and 50 swords and sabers. Sitting on a large wooden stand in the center of the vault room was an exquisitely-ornamented saddle, with a saber and a pair of holstered horse pistols.  The saddle was clearly the centerpiece of his collection. Aurturo explained: “This saddle belonged to a lieutenant of Simon de Bolivar.  I bought it by ‘private treaty’ from a collector before it could go to auction.”

Doyle noted that Arturo’s collection was eclectic, ranging from a 16th Century Chinese hand cannon, to one of the latest Colt Anaconda revolvers. But the collection mostly emphasized muzzleloaders and horse pistols, representing 400 years of development for the latter. In deference to the humid climate in Honduras, they all wore white cotton gloves as they handled the guns.

As they were examining, his modern guns, Araneta asked: “What do you think of Blanca’s Glock 19?”

“You have a Glock?,” Ian asked Blanca, surprised.

Blanca said with scorn: “Yes, the one I carry every day, in my flight bag.  It’s got night sights on it. I’m a very good shot.”

“I had no idea that you packed.”

Blanca laughed and said: “You Yanquis have no idea how many Hondurans carry guns every day of the week.  We just make no big deal about it.”

“Daddy bought me the Glock and also the Mercedes.  The car is intentionally old and ugly on the outside, but it has a brand new engine and transmission. Actually, the rust spots on the door panels are no really rust-they are jus’ painted on. It’s the perfecto anti-kidnapping car. Not like anything anyone would expect me to drive. Even then, it is built like a tank and could knock most other cars off of the road!

Ian stroked his chin and said, “The more I learn about you, señorita, the more there is to like about you. You’re the complete package: ‘She flies, she swims, she shoots, she dresses tastefully, she drives a stealth tank, she likes flamenco guitar…’”

“You left out that I’m great cook and an excellent dancer.”

All three of them laughed.

Finally, they sat down to a four-course dinner that was served by the cook and dutifully attended by the maid.  The conversation over dinner ranged from flying, to shooting, to duck hunting and to Arturo’s recollections of what Blanca was like, as a little girl. And of course, tennis.

Ian got to try out some of his new Spanish phrases. His fractured grammar and conjugational foul-ups earned him a lot of good-spirited laughter.  Arturo was gracious, saying only “You are learning quickly, my boy. And I’m glad to hear you use a good Castilian accent.  So many Americans I meet, even scientists and engineers, are educated only in the gutter Spanish of Mexico. They are such, as you say, ‘hicks’,”

After a long pause, Arturo glanced over the top of his glasses and asked gravely, “Are you Catholic?”

“Yes, sir.  Born and raised, Irish-Catholic. I still attend Mass faithfully.”  Realizing that he was taking a huge risk of offending his host, he added:  “But additionally, I have come to more of a personal faith, in Jesus Christ. Between him and me, I feel no need of a mediator. The Pope and the priests are fine for ceremony, but I truly feel that I’m saved personally, by Jesus, by faith in him alone, by his grace and with my sins paid by his sacrifice on the cross. I love Jesus with all mi corazon.”

Arturo brightened and clasped his hand on Ian’s shoulder. “I feel the same way, also.  It is refreshing to hear that from a fellow member of the church.”

Everything continued to go well, until it was time for cigars and brandy.  Aurturo was slightly miffed when Ian accepted a snifter, but refused a cigar, saying, “Lo siento mucho, señor, but I don’t smoke. Yo no fumo.”

As he trimmed and lit his cigar, Arturo tutt-tutted and then said resignedly: “Oh well, you pilots are such health nuts.  You don’t know what you’re missing. Honduran cigars are just as good as Cubanos. But I can say, I now smoke only about one of these a month.”

Blanca joked, “You know, daddy, I gave up cigars years ago, when I decided to follow in the goose-steps of Amelia Earhart.”

o  o  o

As Blanca gave Ian a ride back to the base, she went on and on about how well Ian had gotten along with her father, mentioning how unprecedented that was. After a couple of minutes of driving on, in silence, she said simply: “I think he really likes you E-an.”

“Yeah, pretty scary, isn’t it?”  Then he asked:  “Where’d you get that pearl necklace?”

“Before they were married, my father and mother went on a trip to La Bahia–those are our Bay Islands on the east coast. They were snorkeling and daddy dove to bring up an oyster. Inside of this oyster was this pearl.  Later on that same day, my father asked my mother to marry him.  The pearl it was too big and fragile for a ring, so it was placed on thees necklace.  Ever since then, my father nicknamed my mother conchita, which means ‘little oyster’.  And now he sometimes calls me that.”

After a long pause, she suffixed: “My mother gave me this, when she was dying of the cancer.”

Lo siento mucho, Blanca.”

“Ees okay.  That was a long time ago.”

“May I call you conchita?”

Blanca giggled,  “Yes E-an, you may, but not in public! You see, among the lower classes, conchita has a different—a very crude–meaning, so please don’t you call me that around other people—or at least around any other people who speak Spanish.”

Si, mi conchita.”

She drove on in silence, obviously deep in thought,

After passing through the formalities with the air base’s gate guards, Blanca turned and her face to Ian and said: “You know, Meester Lieutenant Doyle, you were very clever, finding out all those theengs about me, from Consuela.”

“Yes, I must admit I do over-plan things.”

“So, why did you do all that–the orchids and the Almond Roca? I theenk also the flamenco music.” Her voice grew sharp: “Why?”

Doyle coughed nervously.  “Because I fell in love with your voice on the radio from the tower, even before I ever laid eyes on you.   And when someone like me loves someone as much as I love you, …well. I’m the kind of guy that will nearly warp space and time, just to make everything fall into place.  I am absolutely head-over-heels, crazy in love with you, Blanca.”

Just then, her car reached the driving circle in front of The White House.

She gave a coy smile.  “Perhaps I will see you again, E-an.”  She ushered him out with a wave and a smile.  He blew her a kiss. As her eyes lingered on him for a moment, he added, half-shouting:  “Encantado, Señorita!”  Her chin dropped and she put on a smile as she drove away.

As he approached the front steps of the White House, Ian Doyle stopped in his tracks. He realized why Blanca had worn the pearl necklace: That pearl had been a key part of her father’s marriage proposal to her mother. Wearing the pearl had been her way of telling her father, “This man is bona fide marriage material.”

The next few weeks were a blur.  The squadron’s operational tempo increased and Ian was flying a lot.  Most of his contact with Blanca was by correspondence. Their love letters began cordially, but became more familiar and gained a note of passion, as time went on.  Partly because two of the Hondo Expedition pilots fell ill with “traveler’s tummy”, Ian was flying as much as six days a week, a grueling pace.

Most of Ian’s missions were uneventful. The only real excitement came on a couple flights when his plane’s radar warning receiver went off, over hostile territory.  These were mainly Gun Dish radars, part of Russian-built ZSU 23-4s—four barrel 20 millimeter anti-aircraft cannons.  This caused a bit of angst for Ian and some lively discussion at the post-flight debriefings.

o o o

On a Sunday 40 days into his Honduras rotation, Blanca took Ian flying. Above his objection to split the cost, she treated him to a two-hour rental in her favorite plane, an Italian-built Pioneer P200.  It was a very small, sleek, low wing plane that had unusual dual sticks in a side-by-side cockpit.

As they approached the plane for their pre-flight, Doyle said: “I was expecting you to rent some zippy biplane, with seats fore and aft.”

She grinned:  “I think a side-by-side configuration like this is much more, ah, romantico, no? “ Quickly changing subjects, she said, “The dry weight of thees bird is only 260 kilos–light as a feather!”

“Oh, man, that is light!  Did you know that an F-16 weighs about twelve thousand kilos, fully-fueled?”

Blanca was wearing a very attractive white flight suit, with zippers everywhere.  As they walked around the plane, checking the fuel tanks, wiggling the wings and checking the flaps and rudder, Doyle’s eyes kept drifting back to Blanca. The flight suit certainly accentuated her trim figure.

They pulled the chocks and climbed aboard. Sitting in the tandem plane’s left seat, he admired Blanca’s finesse as she worked the radio and rolled out to the taxi strip, craning her head to do repeated 360 eyeballs of both the plane’s control surfaces and her surroundings. She didn’t miss a beat. After getting takeoff clearance, she punched in the throttle and took off after a surprisingly short roll. Climbing out at 700 feet per minute, she took the plane up to 10,000 feet and headed west, as they chatted about the plane’s characteristics.

“What’s this bird stressed for?,” Ian asked.

“Four gees pos and two gees neg-a-teev.”

Doyle nodded approvingly.

Blanca continued: “It’s been upgraded to a 110 horsepower plant. She’ll do 145 miles per hour, at altitude. Redline is 5,600 ara-pee-emms. Oh and watch your sink rate if you pull more than a 60 degrees bank. I theenk you’ll like flying it. It takes very light control forces. I love thees plane because you don’t have to muscle the stick.”

Glancing at the GPS, she declared: “Okay, hombre, now we are outside of the TCA and we can plaaay.  Banking sharply left and right to get a view under the plane’s wings and swiveling her head, she said: “I see empty skies”.

Doyle echoed: “Ditto, I confirm I see no traffic. Let’s play!”

Blanca snugged the straps on her X-harness and with no cue needed, Doyle did likewise. Blanca then immediately launched into a series of aerobatics that would have made most other passengers puke.  Doyle was whooping and laughing. She burned through 7,000 feet in less than a minute, doing rolls, loops and spins. At one point, Blanca’s flight bag levitated to the ceiling, as they pulled negative gees.  Doyle snatched it and tucked it under his arm.

After climbing back up to 10,000 feet, Blanca put on a devilish grin. She launched into another series of maneuvers, even more violent. At one point, Ian’s vision narrowed from the effect of pulling three gees. Doyle never once felt tempted to take the controls, even when she intentionally put the plane into flat spin.  She deftly recovered and they both laughed. She climbed once again and put the plane through a pair of Immelman turns and then a neat four-point roll.

“Now you show me something!” and she made a show of throwing her hands up, off the stick.

Quickly drying his palms on his pant legs, he grasped the other stick. Doyle then took a couple of tentative turns, getting a feel for the aircraft.  He throttled the engine up slightly and then adjusted the trim wheel, to counteract the propeller’s torque. This took a couple of tries to get just right, since he was unfamiliar with the gradation of the wheel.

 “¡Vale!  You just showed me a very nice four point roll. Now this is an eight-pointer!  After completing the roll, he continued:  “And this is a sixteen pointer.”

After completing the second roll, he said: “Sorry, that was a little sloppy.  I’m not used to a plane where I’m fighting prop torque like this. Flying jets spoils a man.” After a beat, he shouted: “Hands on stick!”

She obliged.

He then declared: “Its your aircraft!” and dropped his hands.

She was quizzical. “What? That’s all you show me?”

As she resumed control, he explained, “Look, Blanca, I didn’t come up here to show off my fighter jock stuff.  I came to see you do your thing.”

“And what you theenk?”

“I think you’re beautiful and I think that your flying is just as beautiful. Muy Linda.”

Blanca beamed a toothy smile and deftly banked to dive toward Lake Yojoa, visible in the distance.  In the dive, their ground speed got above 160.

He truly was impressed by her flying ability.  He recognized that she was a natural for stick and rudder, as well as situational awareness. The thing that impressed him the most was her gracefulness in both right and left hand turns. Most pilots were good at only one or the other, depending on their handedness. He commented to her on this and she explained: “Mi papa, he’s the tennis guy.  Since I was a little girl, he insist that I learn everything ambidextrous—no, ambidexterous-leee, even with the holding of a fork.”

La tenadore”, Doyle reminded himself aloud, from a recent lesson.

El tenadore”, she corrected.

“Sorry, I always get my masculines and feminines mixed up.”

She turned to give him another smile: “I think you are very masculine, E-an.”

With the aerobatic maneuvering over, they both loosened their harnesses. Back in level flight and approaching the lago, Blanca again pushed the stick forward to swoop down low over the water. The plane scared up a huge flock of ducks. Marveling at the size of the flock of multicolored brown and black ducks, Ian asked:  “What are those?”

“Here, we call them Suirirí Piquirrojo. In English they are called, I theenk the Black-Bellied Whistling Duck.”

They flew well above the flock, safe from any bird strikes.  Blanca repeatedly banked the plane to get a better view and then after circling back, she pulled the throttle out, transitioning to slow flight, to orbit the enormous flock.  It looked like a veritable cloud of ducks. Ian snapped pictures with his camera.  She then advanced the throttle to its mid-range and flew away from the lake, back toward Tegucigalpa.

Ian felt ecstatic. “Wow!  That was an incredible sight, Blanca! 

Ian reached over to place his hand on Blanca’s shoulder.  He realized that it was the second time he had ever touched her. He asked: “Will you marry me?”

She punched the throttle to the firewall and the acceleration threw Ian back against his seat. She looked straight ahead and then glanced down at the instruments. At first Ian thought that he had angered her.  Then she turned and smiled. “Of course I will marry you, E-an. But I gotta land thees plane first.”

[Author’s Note: Copyright 2010. All Rights Reserved by James Wesley, Rawles. This material is not available for re-posting at other web sites. The novel is scheduled to be released by the Atria Books Division of Simon & Schuster in early 2011. Deo volente, my next contracted sequel novel will follow, in 2012. I’d appreciate your comments and suggestions via e-mail for improvement of this draft chapter.]



Two Letters Re: Preparedness Digital Archives

Hi Jim,
On Friday, Angus suggested downloading the different sections (Body Armor, Sanitation, etc) of SurvivalBlog for keeping on a USB drive. May I suggest that people download by the month instead of [by the topical] section. This way, when JWR has archived a months’ worth of articles, you can easily update your archives on your USB by downloading the most recent month, rather than updating every different section.

I love the Blog! – Ryan in BC, Canada

 

James,
When I make a backup of SurvivalBlog, I use the following command:

wget –recursive –no-clobber –page-requisites –html-extension –convert-links –restrict-file-names=windows –domains survivalblog.com –no-parent survivalblog.com

This will create a directory which contains everything linked on survivalblog.com from the survivalblog.com domain which is navigable per normal in a browser by opening the index.html file contained within.

You can get wget from GNU.org.

Your Mac users can then convert the directory into a compressed, mountable disk-image with the command: (Replace the YYYYMMDD with the appropriate year, month and day of the snapshot.)

hdiutil create -srcfolder survivalblog.com -format UDZO YYYYMMDD-survivalblog.dmg

I can also convert this to a .iso if you’re interested, which can be burned from most operating systems. If you have access to a Mac, the command is:

hdiutil convert YYYYMMDD-survivalblog.dmg -format UDTO -o YYYYMMDD-survivalblog.iso
gzip -9 YYYYMMDD-survivalblog.iso.cdr

Once you have the iso, you can burn it to a CD-ROM for ease of browsing if you can’t mount it as a disk-image.

I only backup your site now about once every six months doing this. Please don’t do so any more often, since it uses a lot of bandwidth. Regards, – Mike B.



Economics and Investing:

Steve H. recommended this article: Era of paper assets may be winding down

Reader S.K.F. recommended: While the Greece Fire Spreads, a Trade War Begins

A.C.L. mentioned some frightening charts published by The Chicago Tribune: A Tsunami of Red Ink. JWR Adds: I can remember back in 1977, writing fervent letters to my congressman, urging him to help keep the National Debt under $1 Trillion. Now the debt is 20 times that! BTW, that congressman who ignored my letters was Fortney “Pete” Stark, (Democrat) of California. He is still is Washington D.C. (a 37- year incumbent!) And Stark is still spending tax dollars at a rate that would make even a drunken sailor blush. (On second thought, I shouldn’t be so insulting to drunken sailors. At least they stop spending, when they run out of cash. Politicians don’t. They just create more, out of thin air!)

Items from The Economatrix:

Unemployment Falls in a Majority of US Cities

Gold Investment Demand Stays Strong, Price Climbs as Markets Dive

Holy Cow! The US Treasury is Taking Donations to Pay Down the Debt

Visa Profit Jumps as Consumer Spending Rebounds

Fiscal Commission Opens to Federal Reserve Chief’s Dire Warning on US Deficit