Ray X., a SurvivalBlog reader in Wyoming has compiled a lexicon, with translations for Californians who are visiting Wyoming, or vice versa. Note: This doesn’t apply to conservatives who are fleeing California. (Since they already speak the language of Wyoming.)
In California | In Wyoming |
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice | Sinful and Perverted |
Arsenal of Weapons | Gun Collection |
Delicate Wetlands | Swampland |
Undocumented Worker | Illegal Alien |
Cruelty-Free Materials | Synthetic Fiber |
Assault and Battery | Attitude Adjustment |
Heavily Armed | Well-protected |
Narrow-minded | Righteous |
Taxes or Your Fair Share | Coerced Theft |
Commonsense Gun Control | Gun Confiscation Plot |
Illegal Hazardous Explosives | Fireworks or Stump Removal |
Nonviable Tissue Mass | Unborn Baby |
Equal Access to Opportunity | Socialism |
Multicultural Community | High Crime Area |
Fairness or Social Progress | Marxism |
Upper Class or “The Rich” | Self-Employed |
Progressive, Change | Big Government Scheme |
Homeless or Disadvantaged | Bums or Welfare Leeches |
Sniper Rifle | Scoped Deer Rifle |
Investment For the Future | Higher Taxes |
Healthcare Reform | Socialized Medicine |
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater | Conservative |
Truants | Homeschoolers |
Victim or Oppressed | Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing |
High Capacity Magazine | Standard Capacity Magazine |
Religious Zealot | Church-going |
Reintroduced Wolves | Sheep and Elk Killers |
Fair Trade Coffee | Overpriced Yuppie Coffee |
Exploiters or “The Rich” | Employed or Land Owner |
The Gun Lobby | NRA Members |
Assault Weapon | Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) |
Fiscal Stimulus | New Taxes and Higher Taxes |
Same Sex Marriage | Legalized Perversion |
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting | Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs |