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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.
Chuck Norris calls John Wayne “sir”.
The LORD Jesus is the square peg that goes in the square slot in the human soul. All else is folly.
Excellent, even for those of us who are already Christians. Sometimes, we make things more complicated than they have to be. I appreciate the reminder to just “try your faith.”
Here in Oregon, we have two well-known ‘celebrities’:
movie actor Sam Eliot and family, and
Nokie Edwards (guitarist for 1960s surf band The Ventures) and his family.
Nice folks, good neighbors. Must be something in the water.
Author Craig Johnson (Longmire) stops by frequently.
Along with a few dozen others relishing their privacy.
So, anytime mister Norris wants to swing by our neck of the woods, he is welcome.
I’m always skeptical of celebrity “Christians” they often are very ecumenical and leave everything wide open as Chuck Norris did in that quote. If you are a Christian, say it, tell them Jesus Christ is the one and only God, that He died and rose again for their sins and offers that free gift of salvation and freedom (faith with substance).
I am always skeptical of Christians who doubt other Christians. I am Positive Chuck Norris is Godly enough for Christ’s acceptance . As for him being Godly enough for yours?,… Bless you anyway..