This is a coalition to ban coalitions, I ain’t a politician but I’ve got views.
Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of Fender guitars.
Why don’t you do your thing and we do our thing too?
Now they want to take my cigarettes and all my good whiskey
And these d**n coalitions they are after you and me
They want to get rid of my forty fours and all the R-rated films
If they only knew how much we’d all love to get rid of them
And this is a coalition to ban coalitions, the views of a musician, yeah I’ve got some
Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can’t everybody else leave everybody else alone?
Now the latest thing they want to stomp out is violence on TV
And the worst of all is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny
Farewell Foghorn Leghorn, so long Yosemite Sam
They’re messin’ with our heroes and we got to stop ’em now.
And this is a coalition to ban coalitions…” – Hank Williams, Jr., The Coalition to Ban Coalitions